I am back! Spent too much money and actually refuse to calculate the actual amount. It be’s that way sometimes Loved, loved, loved London. HATED Paris and will never return. No joke. It stunk, there were bums everywhere including one across from the Notre Dame walking around in shorts with shit smeared down his legs, bums sleeping under the bridges, in the subway stations, metros that you have to beat the door to get out of, restaurant managers that want you to pay for food with insects in them. All this and more in 1 day in Paris. Nothing about there impressed me, not Mona Lisa, not the Eiffel tower, nothing. London could be a second home for me if I could actually afford it. Thought I saw Rachel Hunter on the street one day. More cohesive story soon.